First and foremost, this is imaginary.  Our local coolest rollar skating rink

is closed on your birthday.  But since this is imaginary, let’s pretend it is open and we are renting the whole place just for your party.  Fifty of your closest friends and family will get one of these invitations.

Ok, now for real… I am making cupcakes today and getting subway sandwiches, Cool Ranch Doritos and Peace Tea on Thursday.  Our family will be celebrating your day.  It doesn’t matter if you can’t be with us.  Just know we are celebrating you and your special day!